Monday, December 6, 2010: Bad Manners - Lip Up Fatty

The conventional wisdom is that most people gain 5-10 pounds during the holiday season.

A lot of people get frustrated and depressed with this. For the new year they will resolve to lose all that increased poundage, thus catapulting themselves into some nonsensical diet where they only eat wheatgrass or one doughnut a day or some such nonsense, and will briefly reduce their weight only to regain it in true yo-yo style in a short period of time.

I say, forget the guilt, and embrace this holiday season. So what if you gain a few pounds, Enjoy it!

I say, treat yourself to some new, oversized clothes.

I say, listen to the music, shuffle up your feet! That'll surly give you some exercise.

I say, Lip Up Fatty!