CSOTD: What do you have for us today, Nick?
Nick: Hot Action Cop - Fever For The Flava!
CSOTD: Wait, what?
Nick: From Need For Speed! God, I played that game for DAYS, dude, days. "I got the green glow unda my car!, I got the boom, boom...something something something something..."
CSOTD: Nick, we can't blog Fever For The Flava by Hot Action Cop. It's not a cool song, Nick. In fact, it kinda sucks. It's derivative frat boy background music for every kegger party that took place in 2003.
Nick: Oh, God. Whatever. Do what you want.
CSOTD: I think I'll use this as a teachable moment here. How about you listen to the 1956 blues staple Since I Met You Baby by Ivory Joe Hunter? See, Nick, that's a COOL song. That's more what we're going for here. Take it away, Ivory Joe, show us what cool really is.
