Friday, December 17, 2010: Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine - Welcome To The Jungle

Pardon me, do you know where you are?

You're in the jungle, baby!

Here's a song that perfectly encapsulates the surreal times we live in. This season, this year, this age.

When you see your co-workers drink up, dance crazily, get flirty with you and then pass out at the company Christmas party, you know you're in the jungle.

When you are fighting with thousands of other shoppers for a parking spot within a mile of the mall, you know you're in the jungle.

When every commercial on the television makes you want to carve your eyes out with shards of broken tequila bottles, you know you're in the jungle.

Welcome to the jungle.

You're going to DIE!

Enjoy.